Posts by edmond dantes

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Hello - My story

by Sparlock in

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i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

i was never even given the chance to become a member.

I love all this and I too have noticed Sparlock has no pelvic region but medical science can do wonders these days you know. Talking of pelvic region could Sparlock become as big as Elvis one day. I believe when he was in the sin bin he sang Teddy Bear and That's Alright Momma to keep his spirits up. Maybe somebody out there could offer him a recording contract . He's dying to record "Treat me nice treat me good treat me as you really should cause I'm not made of wood and I don't have a wooden heart."

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Honda make Jehovah sad.

by edmond dantes in

breaking news:.

the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..

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BREAKING NEWS:

The Honda Motor Corporation make Jehovah sad.

Honda's online brochure describes the latest Civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.

Jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new Civics because Satan loves magic and Jehovah does not, no way.

Sparlock the new spokesperson for the Devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant.

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Hello - My story

by Sparlock in

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i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

i was never even given the chance to become a member.

edmond dantes

A thousand welcomes Sparlock you are as welcome as the flowers in May.

Here you will be well looked after but just watch out for occasional troll .

Just a brief question what is your wand actually made of and like you my wand is very small so I was wondering if it's at all possible to make it larger just by wishing? Otherwise I might have to have a look for one on EBay.

Look forward to your forth coming views on everything theocratic.

Best Wishes ,

Edmond.

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Sparlock has a Facebook Fan page!!!

by discreetslave in

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for those of you on facebook there is a fan page for the wizard https://www.facebook.com/sparlockthewizard.

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Another title in the Wacktower; From Wizard to Witness a God send and wonderful blessing from Jehovah.

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Sparlock has a Facebook Fan page!!!

by discreetslave in

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for those of you on facebook there is a fan page for the wizard https://www.facebook.com/sparlockthewizard.

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Yes the title of the next episode could be Sparlock has a free Bible study and to make it a cliff hanger will Sparlock get baptised the Watchtower could feature a Where's Sparlock edition you know like Where's Wally and put his picture in the crowd at an assembly .

All the Brothers and Sisters could have a Warlock bumper sticker on their cars when they travel to see him get baptised without his wand in his hand of course.

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Active Bethelites, former Bethelites, is it true that brothers are not allowed to have their head fully shaved?

by La Falta Habitacion Por Sr Hor-Hey!! in

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i just heard this directly from a circuit heavyweight i had the displeasure of conversing with recently.

he and i got into a little bit of a heated conversation about following the direction of the slave as related to education, and he used the example of bethelites being prohibited from having fully shaved heads.

he was taken aback when i expressed how utterly ridiculous such a policy was/is.

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Yes quite a few years ago guys in the UK who shaved their heads and wore boots and braces were called Bovver Boys pronounced in a London accent and were frequently causing a lot of bother hence the name .

I suppose the Society didn't want people going from door to door looking like Bovver Boys even if the Witnesses did cause a bit of bovver.

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Watchtower's New "Toy Story" - What Parents Need To Know

by cedars in

i've uploaded a new blog article that addresses the latest dvd release at the current district convention, namely "become jehovah's friend!

" - the tale of young caleb and his brush with divine wrath over a plastic toy wizard.

a link to the article, which includes the youtube samples of the production, is below:.

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In any case the Bible is full of myths and legends if its wrong for a child to play with a mythical figure then Anthony Morris and the rest of the GB should not try to foist crazy beliefs on mankind.

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New Witness DVD to combat "Smurfs" "Chucky" and other demonic dolls!! NO Smurfs in Halls campaign!

by Witness 007 in

as the governing body secret files shows here in australia in the 1980's a witness child brought his smurf doll to the c.o's visit.....how shocked everyone was when the smurf doll got up by itself and walked slowly towards the platform!!!!

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also "chucky" and "bride of chucky" are classified by the governing body as non-fiction movies, it's more like a documentary of what can and does happen.. to combat this the new dvd helps kids realize that wizard dolls are demonic and very powerful and must be destroyed.. i personally hail our brooklyn overlords for their wisdom in scaring the crap out of kids around the world!!!

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The first book I ever managed to read all the way through when I was a very small child was Alice in Wonderland and I loved it and I was really pleased with myself because I had read it all on my own without adult help . I am glad it was that book and not a Watchtower publication.

I went on to read Enid Blyton books such as The Far Away Tree and The Wishing Chair all very magical and I loved those stories full of elves and pixies and strange lands and the chair that sprouted wings stories of young children having adventures. Of course I knew they were only stories and harmless but brilliant for childrens imagination.

The Watchtower crap came later when I grew up.

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New DVD "Become Jehovah's Friend"

by treadnh2o in

hey peeps,.

it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.

they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.

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The next instalment of TOY STORY for dubs. is going to be called Lego figures of the Governing Body and how to make them.

The Anthony Morris figures come in threes you donate for one and get two free hence the name Morris the third.

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New DVD "Become Jehovah's Friend"

by treadnh2o in

hey peeps,.

it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.

they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.

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Flat Accent,

Thanks for that very funny.

This DVD /VID has just sent my mind on a time warp its taken me back nearly fifty years when as a Witness I used to get sudden feelings of anxiety and I knew then that I had to leave the Watchtower or go totally nuts.

I feel like DR. Manet in A Tale of Two Cities when he has a flashback to his time when he was falsly imprisioned during the French Revolution making shoes in the Bastille and because of that memory all he can repeat is his cell number . It also reminds me of the orange book Paradise Lost to Paradise Regained that was intended for young people and easy to read a book which should have had a post script to it saying don't have nightmares.

Thank God I got out of Watchtower land when I did, thank you God, thank you God if you exist and are listening anywhere in the universe .